Be careful what you wish for...

...because it just might come true. You've all heard that, well, time to put it to the test.
How to play? Make a wish, but be prepared for when it comes true. The next person in line grants the wish, but also with something else attached, which makes you regret what you wished for. Then the 2nd person makes a wish. Hard to explain, so here's an example:

I wish I were the president

***READ THIS PLEASE***
You may not reject a wish, you must grant it and state another condition after it. Thanks, have fun!

Granted, but you are assassinated.

Me wsih I hav spelchak...

granted but only checks correctly spelled words

i wish i had a rock-it-launcher from fallout 3

Granted but someone put the tube on backwards.

I wish I could play guitar like Slash

granted but no chicks like you XP.

i wish i had a mutated teddy bear

Granted but it eats your legs off then slowly fries your brain with radiation.

I wish I had a brick of platinum *_*

granted but your ugly and flat


i wish i had a liger

granted but your raped by micheal jackson for the rest of your life

i wish i had a army

Granted, but now you're a regular Nazi. You get owned by Indiana Jones.

I wish i had a billion dollars.

granted but you cant use it til the year 2066

i wish ninty stopped making mario games

Granted, but now Sony makes them.

I wish my net was faster D:

granted but it only goes faster on your gay porn sites


i wish i had a nuke that will only blow up when i tell it to

Granted, but it's keyword is "the".

I wish the world was flat. (Don't ask me why)

granted but you dont get to see it will your alive

i wish 8 bit was back


THE ha it blew up...and it was in Michigan

granted but you die 3 secs later

i wish i was peter from family guy

granted but your only invincible when there are 3 people named chris next to you.

i wish i hate a awesome tasting cherry pie.

You hate the cherry pie, and it runs away crying so you don't get to taste it. (Nice typo there)

I wish ppl would stop spamming and slow down so I didn't have as much work xD

granted but everything you type now is a typo

i wish i haDe a awesome pecan pie thats perfect in every way



damn typo GRRRR

Granted, but it's so perfect everyone wants it, and they trample you and eat the pie.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, now you're a hobo living on a street corner.

I wish I could get all my Christmas presents today.