Be careful what you wish for...

Granted, but then YOU have to deal with all the crazy people around here.

I wish I didn't get 10+ emails a day...

Granted but now I incessantly harass you, even in your sleep, you can never get me out of your head, and you are slowly and painfully going deaf because of the constant beeps from MSN

Moving on...
I wish onions weren't so revolting, and crunchy...bleh...

Granted but golly old Santa claus beats the shit out of you for skipping christmas

I wish i didnt have to get up at 7 in the morning evry morning :/

granted but you have to wake up before 6 in the morning


i wish i could have no homework forever

Granted but now you have no education. Wait did you ever? D:

I wish Home didn't charge you for every %@*&$ing thing

granted but now we dont get the naked people addon

i wish i could have some edemaction

granted but you can't turn back

i wish gears of war can come out for ps3

granted but you are kicked out of your house for a year

i wish we had no summer just spring, fall, and winter

EDIT: i like cold weather

granted but now the uk+ireland smell

i wish i was the best online gamer everz.

(u hole! Uk and ireland rules i live in england! i can smell the fat from all your fast food from here!)
(lol joking)

granted but you kill yourself cos you think reality is a video game so you jump off a building thinking you can reset the game but you die! "sigh!"

i wish i can go 2 the moon